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confusious sez
if there are ne lil kidz around..... make sure they get a look at this  :)




Confucius say : Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Confucius say : He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
Confucius say : Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say : Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Confucius say : He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say : Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Confucius say : Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say : Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Confucius say : Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say : Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Confucius say : He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.